Ticked.

8 05 2008

If only I had a dollar for everytime Whitney (from ANTM Cycle 10) mention “plus size models” and how she’s doing obese girls across America a big fat favor, I could buy enough food to fatten up the starving children who look more like they could use the damn calories.

Bite me.





Revelation.

8 05 2008

I’m growing fatter by the minute. It’s refreshingly humiliating.





Knock knock.

7 05 2008

Why do certain colleagues of mine like to knock my desk every time they walk past? Did someone die here before? Because if this goes on, someone might.





To: A Friend

3 05 2008

Okay, I think I need you now.

Once again, I’ve allowed everything and everyone I’ve come to know and love be yanked into this fervent scramble for air. I think you know that version of me, better than anyone else.

Yes, I think I need you now.